Dollhouse Dude Upgrades to Mobile Home
The Dollhouse Dude we made famous outside Britney Spears' custody hearing has a new ride, making him officially hell on wheels. 
Filed under: Train Wrecks
The O(face)Lympics
After years of hardcore training, veteran athletes and up-and-comers alike, all use the Olympics as a huge physical release.
Filed under: Talk Sports
Kim K's Trojan Man Rubs Off on Her
Kim Kardashian may have a hard enough time spelling USC -- even though her man Reggie Bush is a legend there -- but last night she was rocking the cardinal and gold to CoCo De Ville, the one place she's fully qualified to get into.
Filed under: Kim Kardashian
Jonas Brothers Can't Keep It Up
Jonas Brothers, meet jumpable shark.
That's the buzz after flaccid first-week sales of "A Little Bit Longer," which, according to Billboard, fell short of the big numbers. The projections were for 600k-plus and as many as 725, but they came in at 515,000.
In the perspective department, Lil' Wayne did well over a mil in the first week, but Jordin Sparks -- she won "American Idol," memba? Her grand total -- 119,000.
Isaiah Washington -- Check Out My GLAADware!
Isaiah Washington was rocking a pimp suit and a badass swagger outside the Viper Room -- but any street cred he had was automatically vaporized with one look at the game-killing tupperware in his left hand.
Dude, just because Diddy did it, doesn't mean it's O.K.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Freddy Krueger: 'Memba Him?!
Robert Englund is famous for playing undead serial killer Freddy Krueger in the 1984 film "A Nightmare on Elm Street" and all its sequels. Guess what he looks like now!
Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Sizing Up Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria left her restaurant Beso, the question: Is she pilfering a bun under that blouse?
The normally rail thin 33-year-old sported some leftovers under her loose-fitting top on Tuesday.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Eva Longoria
Bitter Fan: It's Britney, "Bitch!"
Not everybody likes the new low-key Britney Spears -- especially her obnoxiously demanding fan base.
A few gals were pissed after Brit refused to pose for a photo for them -- while waiting in traffic! Though hearing one of the 'em scream, "Why's she being such a bitch?" probably didn't help their cause.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Britney Spears
Country Star Wants Cold One, Gets Cold-Cocked
Country star Pat Green wanted a beer on stage the other night -- he got one, all right.
Green was singin' after a NASCAR race Saturday when he asked all his rowdy friends, "Anyone got a beer?" Well, someone delivered a full unopened can -- right between his eyes. Michigan state troopers say he was knocked out cold, but his rep says that just a bunch of suds.
No one gets knocked out by a beer can these days without somebody catching it on video. So far, we haven't seen any ... but we'd like to!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Michael Phelps -- Cereal Killer
Five out of five dentists say Michael Phelps is all wet -- when it comes to his choice of breakfast cereal.
Health experts are going nuts because Mikey likes Frosted Flakes, and is going to be on the FF box rather than a Wheaties box, like pretty much every other big-shot athlete. They're all up in arms because Flakes has three times as much sugar as Wheaties and only a fraction of the fiber. Not so grrrrrreat after all?!
We've put in a call to the Wheaties peeps, but haven't heard back yet.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports
Shawn Johnson, You Little Rat
Here's tiny 16-year-old women's gymnastics individual all-around Olympic silver medalist Shawn Johnson (left) -- and "The Ed Sullivan Show's" favorite soft foam Italian mouse Topo Gigio (right).
Only one of them is a puppet.
We're just sayin'...
Filed under: Talk Sports, We're Just Sayin'
Am I the Deadest? Sho'Nuff!
Somebody better find Leroy Green! The shogun of Harlem, Sho'Nuff has passed away.
TMZ's very favorite cult villain of all time, Julius Carry III, died last night. Details of his death are very limited as of right now. It was first reported by mediatakeout.com. Carry was 56.
Now only the clouds can kiss his Converse.
Story developing ...
Filed under: R.I.P.
Will the Real Angie Dickinson Please Stand Up?
Our photog touted "EXCLUSIVE VIDEO" in his shoot report this morning, of the one and only Angie Dickinson, Sergeant Pepper herself, yesterday at LAX.
Nice try ... it was just some chick named Ann-Margret.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Borgnine: I'm a Bigger Jerkoff Than Your Dad!
91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely flogging the bishop won't make you go blind (as our photog's father led him to believe), but is actually the key to vitality.
Guess father doesn't always know best.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
DMB Concert: "LeRoi Gave His Ghost Up Today"
With his voice trembling with emotion, Dave Matthews broke the heartbreaking news to a packed Staples Center crowd in L.A. last night -- that his close friend and sax player, LeRoi Moore, had died.
Filed under: R.I.P.
