First he hung 11 on the big screen ... and now "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" star Jason Segel is cruisin' around Hollywood on a scooter. Dude's gotta pair of brass ones -- but if you saw the movie, you knew that already.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The economy sucks, people are struggling to make ends meet -- and Laura Dern is paying double so someone else can pump her petrol in Brentwood. 
While the cost of self-service gas hovers just below $2 in California, Dern paid at least an additional $2, plus tip, to have someone else pump it and wash her windows at the full service station.
That "Jurassic Park" money has one helluva life span.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Being a paparazzo can be a dirty job -- just ask the guy who tried to shoot Brooke Burke and her fiance in NY last night.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
No, that's not a rag doll in Ahnuld's hands -- but given the way the kid was getting thrown around at a Christmas tree lot this weekend, you'd never know it.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Kids
Some celebs worry about having too much junk in the trunk -- not Helen Mirren, she just is the junk in the trunk.
Come on, she's a great Dame, not a Great Dane!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
... the Cage Family. Snap. Snap.
Flanked on either side by his child bride Alice and simian son Weston, Nic Cage patted his weave and posed for a family portrait in Austria this weekend.
Weston's prom date/girlfriend obviously ignored the memo and went with the cheery blonde locks instead.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Beauty
It's great to see Christina Applegate have some fun these days -- even if she and her friends butcher "Sweet Home Alabama" while doing it.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
No cops were called when Matthew McConaughey banged on a drum in Rio this weekend.
Granted, this time there were no drug charges that were eventually dropped and he wasn't hanging out naked with Cole Hauser in the middle of the night.
Matt just needed a baby and a hot model girlfriend like Camila Alves to set him straight.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Matthew McConaughey
Howie Mandel's Hannukah bush just ain't cuttin' it -- and when we caught up with the guy in Calabasas yesterday, dude was a little bitter about 8 crazy nights ... of 8 crappy gifts.
It's been 2000 years -- let it go.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Have the Osbourne's somehow become the new voice of reason?
While in Malibu yesterday, Sharon Osbourne assured us Kelly isn't headed for a marriage train wreck with a 19-year-old -- and that Sharon's new show won't be nearly as insipid as Rosie's rejected variety show mess.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
What do Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Diddy all have in common? A fondness for hair coloring products
that promote pubic displays of attention.
Promoted as genital friendly dyes for "hair down there", Nancy Jarecki's "Betty for Men" line is allowing a growing population of dudes -- including a lot of big name stars -- to match the carpet to their drapes, according to the NY Post.
Guess it's better than a merkin.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Britney's lip synching was on target today when she greeted Simon Cowell and the folks of the "X-Factor" for her third comeback performance of "Womanizer".
The now famous arm dancing routine reverted back to the drone-like performance from Germany.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears
Hey Hugh, is that a Wolverine in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
The latest Empire magazine makes us wonder -- Are objects on the cover smaller than they actually appear, or not?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies
Kate Moss went through the motions of purchasing food with intent to eat at a London McDonalds.
No confirmation as to how long that meal stayed happy.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Paula Abdul was kicking it in the Valley last night at the Sherman Oaks Galleria -- in a mood to talk about all things Paula -- from stalkers to Laker girl prep talks.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, American Idol
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